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Things you do not dare ask your girlfriend about

All men know that girls do not always give direct and simple answers to their questions. But why? Let us look into an example. Let us suppose you wonder whether penis size is important for your girlfriend. Also let us suppose that your interest is purely theoretical one and you are not going to stare at your manhood for hours and measure it with a ruler. However, we can suppose this, but your girlfriend cannot. She finds a profound meaning in everything you say or ask. And she is afraid you will interpret her simple answer in quite an intricate way. For example, if she does not care about penis size you might think this means “ I love you with all your merits and demerits” and you will stop cleaning your room, washing dishes or doing something else you are supposed to do.

If she says she likes long penises, you will spend all your money on penis enlargement operation and at night you will be speaking about your huge penis instead of having sex with its help. Does she need that? No she does not. So she will opt for something obscure.

However, I am not your girlfriend, and I do not care about your fixations. So you can ask me whatever you want. I am going to be sincere.

What should I do to make girls fall in love with me?

I do not know. However, I can put forward a theory. What to me, I always pay attention to men who behave like I do. For example, if being at a crowded club, I try to hide in a corner, than a guy who does the same is much more likely to attract my attention than dozens of Brad Pitts laughing, jumping and jerking their legs. So if you wish to gain favor of a certain girl, watch her manners and do the same.

What should I say to become acquainted with a girl?

It all depends. If you are at a bar, if there are only ten minutes left till the bar closes, if the lady is a bit drunk and is eager to have adventures, if you look like George Clooney, than your first words do not matter at all. Perhaps, in most cases there are all these conditions, because almost all my girlfriends do not remember by what exactly remark their present boyfriends won their hearts. Perhaps, it would be better if you first sit somewhere near her and after a few minutes say something neutral, like “I wonder why everyone here prefers Campari and soda?”

By the way, if you have whiskey or coffee, the girl will appreciate your originality.

Do women consider naked male body arousing?

Of course, they do. Especially if this body discusses tendencies of Japanese cinema, rather than picks its teeth. And one more thing: the body looks arousing if the woman expects to have sex with it. Women’s fantasies are more realistic than men’s ones. Almost no women masturbate when looking at the picture of a virtual handsome guy. They prefer real men, though these men are not a bit as handsome as most Hollywood actors.

Do girls think about sex in gym?

They, like all humankind think about sex almost always and everywhere. And they go to a gym in order to be always ready for everything. Some of them come to gym not to exercise, but only to show their beautiful bodies. They pretend to be exercising and wait for their healthy and rich victim. About half of girl’s sex fantasies is devoted to the trainer who shows them how the exercises should be done properly. However, these are only dreams. A trainer who dares abuse his position is very likely get a slap in the face or other part of his body.

Do girls really go to clubs or parties in order to find someone for sex? Hum! Yes, they do.

Why women whom I treat kindly consider me to be only a friend?

Because women do not need to be treated kindly. They want to be admired, they want men be crazy about them. So let her know she is the most sex appeal woman you have ever met. You can even say she is much better than Viagra. I bet, her palms will get wet and she will want something more spicy and exciting than simple words. And then, in the morning you can tell the truth about your kind attitude towards her. She will not be disappointed.

What do girls expect their new boyfriend to do while the first sex?

They do not expect anything special: first there will be awkward motions, then these motions become feverish and everything is going to finish very soon. The girl has almost no chance to orgasm. However, this does not matter to her. She will be charmed by the very fact this is your first sex ( you understand this does not mean you should behave like a savage). So do not try to astonish her by your enormous fantasy, using acrobatic sex positions or sex toys. Just be tender and loving.