How to make her hate oral sex How to make her hate oral sex
For some reason, men are sure they know women like the palm of their own hand. Indeed, what can be simplier than a funny creature wearing skirts who is interested in nothing but the shopping, recipes and anticellulite cream? However, this foolish and erroneous idea has nothing to do with reality. All men are misled by stereotypes, especially those related to sex. For example, most men fondly believe that women are ashamed of using sex toys and hate oral sex. And this is in spite of psychologists’ statement that fellatio is one of the most spread women’s sex fantasies. What is more, some episodes of these fantasies could be used by – hem! –erotic movies producers.
Actually, women are as fond of oral sex as men. But it is a pity that after some bad experiments they realize that oral sex is something like unpleasant medical procedure. No one can understand why courageous and strong fellows torture their girlfriends so severely. There are two suppositions: 1. These men are sexually illiterate. 2. They struggle for women’s morality (didn’t you know that a decent woman must only lie idle with her legs apart while her partner is enjoying her luxury body?).
May be you belong to those who wish to turn their dissolute girlfriends into modest and respectable women? Then read some tips that will help you to achieve your goal.
Each of these tips guarantees that any, even the most loving and agreeable woman, will refuse having oral sex with anyone, and especially with you.
Ask her to give you oral pleasure straight, without any hints
Of course, this will be especially astonishing if you express your wish on your first date. Your partner does not know you quite well, so she cannot guess whether you are fool or you were kidding. I wonder, what words are you going to use? Taboo words or scientific terms?
Push her head to your genitals. Do it confidently and persistently
How else can you show her you are a real man? To achieve a better effect grasp her ears and hold them until she does everything you want. Do not hesitate to move her head up and down, faster and slowlier, depending on what you want at this or that moment. Hold her tight, do not let her break loose from your grip and spoil your pleasure. If you have done everything described above and she is still here than she is either an erotic movie star or she is in a dead faint resulted from asphyxia.
Be indifferent
Do not show your emotions! Clench your teeth and try to lie motionless even if she has been desperately trying to give you pleasure for already two hours. And do not embrace her, do not stroke her and generally do not touch her with your hands. Do you know that Ancient Chinese were convinced that the less semen a man ejaculates the longer his sex life will be. Do not make her job easier! Let her know that you are not a dweeb. You can let her enjoy your penis for ages… At least until she dislocates her jaw.
Do not take shower before your date
This is the simplest and the most effective way to make a woman hate oral sex. Everyone knows that women only pretend to like it when a man smells of shampoo and aftershave lotion. Actually, women love it when a man smells of a man. We are not going to teach you how to achieve such an effect.
Find out whether she suffers from herpes, caries and other contagious diseases
It is known that sex contacts are fright with various grave consequences. Therefore be watchful. Even if before your first sex you had known this girl for a year, do not forget to ask her before any sex contact (usual or oral-genital one) whether she has a dangerous STD or a teeth disease that also can be contagious. In case when your potential sex partner cannot persuade you her health is in a perfect order, advice her to undergo medical examination or put a bottle with manganese solution on the bed table, take it after sex take and run to the bedroom. Wash your genitals, sex toys you used, everything that was in contact with her body. Let your girlfriend see how you take care about your health.
If she still does not know that sperm is healthy for female organism, let her know about this
Explain theory to her and then begin practice. Of course, she is not used to swallowing male semen and she will never do this without your persistence. Most women hate taste of semen. Moreover, some of them have a severe allergy to it. Therefore hold her ears with your hands and do not let her dodge at the conclusive moment. This seems to be too cruel, but how else can you take care of her health?
Do not allow her to kiss you after she stopped giving you oral pleasure, unless she brushed her teeth
Hygiene is above all. How can you kiss her lips after she…Oh, you will not manage to finish this phrase. As soon as you begin your lecture on oral hygiene, she will throw an ash-tray at your head. Don’t you smoke? Than this will be some other heavy object. For some women final kiss is even more important than the whole process of driving you mad with enjoyment. Dear squeamish gentlemen! Do whatever you want and can – close your eyes, hold your breath, but KISS her!
Say something tender and encouraging in the end
For example, you can praise her graciously and then promise to introduce her to your ex girlfriend, who can perform oral sex brilliantly. If she does not want to be your ex girlfriend’s student, than give her special books and a video cassettes that will teach her to give you pleasure properly. And give her a special elastic sex toy imitating male penis to practice. Put all these things into a bag and hand it in when she leaves your flat. Now nobody is going to prevent you from sitting in a cozy armchair and reading a very useful article: “Why do women hate oral sex?”
